i know it's only one, but the spider vein that has developed on my knee is makes me shudder to no end whenever i look at it. i don't suppose i could workman's comp THAT, do you?
i once read somewhere a very true fact. a girl will know from the very beginning of a date or from the first meeting of a guy whether or not she will sleep with him that night. it only takes a millisecond for her to decided if the pants are comin' off. it is very rare for her to change her mind after that. the guy can pull magic out of his ass or work head over heel to impress her the whole evening, but if the chick has already decided on NEGATIVE, the dude is basically SOL, no matter what he does. so what she we learn from this eternally true life lesson? nothing really. the guy should still try his best, he might bump into the 0.99% chance of changing the girl's mind... but truthfully, it will get him nowhere. but he can't not try his best, for then he'll just be the dude who was a bad date, as opposed to just a dude that we weren't willing to give it up to. i guess what we do know is: it is what it is. also, girls rule and boys drool.
and so, i take comfort in the fact that while guys are big fact jerks, we still hold the power. HAHA!
(smart girls anyway... shrugg)
--the blank rumblings of the mildly inebriated