The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first and get it out of the way. Then you live for 20 years in an elder-care home, and get kicked out when you’re too young.
You get a gold watch and then you go to work. You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You go to college and you party until you’re ready for high school.
Then you go to grade school, you become a little kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating, and you finish off as a gleam in somebody’s eye.
--Unknown